Wednesday, October 13, 2010
brooke
what do you do when you realize your wife is so smokin hot, but you look like the unibomber and your bellybutton gets deeper every year? i wouldn't know because i look like sean connery with rock hard abs, but hypothetically, what would one do? if this was the 90s i'd call brooke a fine babe and let her wear my jean jacket. she'd stroke my sideburns and i'd run my fingers through her ratted bangs until they got stuck, and then i'd write M.L. plus B.K. on her trapper keeper and totally french her while we're listening to whitesnake. brooke, stay sweet.
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I'm still laughing at "unibomber" and "belly button getting deeper every year." Thank you for reminding me your response talent with LOADED QUESTIONS. If you feel like you're not measuring up to brooke's hotness (which is true that she is HOT!), just listen to her one hit wonder song "Together, Forever" as you look at a softball picture of her before braces or the one where she is kissing the picture of Luke Perry (either will work). The deep belly button, unibomber guy you speak of will seem pretty darn sexy.
ReplyDeleteYou and Brooke are a match made in jean-jacket heaven! Thee End.
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