my poor colon

so i had a colonoscopy this week. i've always wanted one, and it was great. turns out, my colon is pretty impressive and fully healthy. however, it may be housing some bacteria that like to make me bloat up like a kitty balloon that you would give to some old lady whose cat died in a scooter accident. it is the worst. but now i'm on some antibacterial meds, no bloating so far, and my doctor and i have become super close friends. what more can you ask. the best part was the gallon of fish water smelling electrolytes that i had to drink before hand, and the waterworks that resulted. it was actually kind of fun for the first hour, and since our house is especially small, we all got to join in together in appreciation of sweet, fasting-acting laxatives.